Waist: 33"
Hips: 43"
Ways To Celebrate International No Diet Day:
- Ice cream for breakfast !
- Bring donuts/cookies/some other fun snack to work with a note for each co-worker that says, “Happy International No Diet Day !”
- Throw your scale away.
- Have seconds.
- Remind yourself that you’re living life RIGHT NOW, not 10lbs from now.
- Interrupt diet talk with a gentle, “No one wants to hear that garbage !”
- Ask for the dessert menu.
- Tell a stranger, “I love my body the way it is!”
- Hug your body and thank it for being there for you, even if you struggle sometimes.
Add your own celebration ideas ! <3
- get diabetes
- sound like a lunatic
- no
- no
- no
- hell no
- what a stupid idea
How about you don’t fucking shame people for loving their bodies and eating what they like?
How about you don’t pretend to care about people’s “health” just to cover up your thinly covered disgust over what YOU think they look like?
How about you keep your personal standards to yourself instead of thinking other people should adhere to them as well?
How about we celebrate self love in all forms and not act like it’s only acceptable from people who you personally find attractive?
How about you shut the fuck up.
THERE’S SO MUCH GOD DAMN SPINACH in this shit even Popeye can’t hate. Yeah spinach makes you swoll as fuck, we know that. But did you know just one cup of spinach is over 300% of your daily recommended Vitamin A? Sweet fuck. You worried about acne? Wrinkles? Any other skin shit? Spinach to the mother fucking rescue. That shit keeps your skin looking so fresh and so clean, not to mention helping to prevent skin cancer. Spinach has these plant-based compounds called “flavonoids” that not only repair damaged skin but also fight multiple types of cancer. Everybody knows I ain’t even fucking playing when it comes to dick cancer, I gotta have my shit in tact.
IF YOU SMOKE cigarettes (tumblr crew I’m looking at you), DO NOT take any Vitamin A or beta carotene supplements. Studies have shown that combining those supplements with tobacco drastically increases your risk for lung cancer. But then again, smoking drastically increases your risk for lung cancer. So quit that shit.
You want to make this shit at home and tell Jamba Juice they can go fuck themselves by not paying for their high calorie sugary shit? Recipe below for a Thug Kitchen Original:
SPINACH COOLER
Ectoplasm free and Dr. Venkman approved
- 2 handfuls of spinach (about 2 cups)
- 2 frozen bananas
- 1 cup chopped and skinned cucumber
- 4 medium chunks of pineapple
- 1 cup coconut water or tap
- 1/4 cup orange juice
- 1 tablespoon flax oil (optional)
- 6-8 mint leaves (optional, but I dig that shit)
- yields ~20 ounces
Toss that shit in a blender and zap it. If you prefer it a little sweeter, add some more pineapple to that shit. DRINK UP, CHAMP.
Seriously though, fuck Jamba Juice. Only they could make smoothies as unhealthy as McDonald’s made oatmeal.
holy shit i just made this and it’s fucking delicious i can feel my taste buds crying from how fucking happy they are
Running is the worst and I want to die
I think I will stick with weight lifting, haha
Answer:
haha hey there other me! 8P tell me about yourself 8D
When people turn to fictional characters, it’s often because they want an escape. The stories of these people shelter us from the storm of our daily lives; they save us, if only for a little while. But when we really give in, become invested, let ourselves be vulnerable, something changes. We begin to feel that we know them. It’s no longer just an escape, but part of us, something that makes us who we are.
These characters teach us that incredible adversity can be overcome. That people can love each other forever. That life can be an adventure. That magic can be real. And even if these miracles have never happened to us, we begin to go through life believing that, someday, they could.
If anybody ever tells me that storytelling isn’t important anymore, I’ll show them this post.
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